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A shocking incident shook the crowded Trade Plateau yesterday evening when a petty thief known only as Genzo attempted one of the most bizarre heists in recent AstraNova history — stealing a shipment of Olerex hot dogs.

Witnesses say Genzo sprinted through the marketplace just after sunset, carrying two steaming boxes of the prized delicacies. The scene quickly escalated into chaos as street vendors shouted, citizens laughed, and security drones hovered overhead trying to track his movements.

Olerex hot dogs, imported from the last surviving orbital food labs, are considered a luxury item for most citizens. Each serving can cost up to five credits — far beyond the daily allowance of the lower tiers. For many families, even smelling the sizzling sausages on Bazaar corners is a rare treat. That made Genzo’s act both comic and tragic, highlighting once again the growing inequality within AstraNova.

“Genzo is a repeat offender. He has been caught before smuggling counterfeit ration chips and illegal flavor enhancers. This time, however, his theft has crossed a symbolic line. Food security is not a joke.”

— Statement from AstraNova Security —

Despite the stern words, the community’s reaction has been mixed. Many citizens expressed sympathy, noting that hunger has been rising in the outer sectors. “If someone risks prison for hot dogs, maybe we should ask why,” one elderly vendor commented. Others argue that Genzo is nothing more than a troublemaker, stirring unrest for his own amusement.

As of now, the thief remains at large. Rumors swirl that he disappeared into the Shadow Zone, hiding among smugglers and outcasts. The fate of the missing Olerex hot dogs remains unknown — though some claim they are already being resold on the black market at triple the price.